Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
