i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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