Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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