Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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