Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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