Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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