these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Randomize
