I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
as a side note pls kill me
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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