i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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