Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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