By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I understand Curling. That high.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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