I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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