Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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