there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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