Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
is it fun? or sober?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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