that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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