let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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