I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You're like the curious george of whores
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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