I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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