normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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