You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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