Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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