I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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