just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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