i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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