Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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