So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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