youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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