You can't motorboat a personality
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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