bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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