No, you can still breathe under the balls.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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