am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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