ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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