lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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