OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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