The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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