they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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