As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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