I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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