Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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