Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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