sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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