Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
