He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We are two peas in an std pod
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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