He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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