Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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