I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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