Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
