If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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