On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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