Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Watching her eat just hurts me
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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